Decide to call it a night

From Create Your Own Story

You politely ask her to leave so you can go to sleep but she persists. She leans over and begins to kiss you, but you know you can't. You ask her name and she tells you her name is Hazel. "Just like your eyes," you say. She laughs seductively and plants a kiss on your cheek. She tells you to come see her some time if you ever get bored. You nod and she leaves the room. You look down, sadly, at your equally persistent boner which had already come back. I thought alcohol was supposed to restrict blood flow? you think to yourself.

After a quick self-love session starring yourself, you tap the lamp until it turns itself off and close your eyes. What will tomorrow have in store for you?