Chug Your Beer
From Create Your Own Story
You walk a couple of blocks away and swig down first one, then a second can of Rocky Mountain Mouse Piss. You find yourself thinking that actual mouse piss couldn't possibly taste much worse, and chuckle as you recall a famous Britisher's comment upon tasting his first American beer: "Put it back in the horse!"
You wander around aimlessly for a few minutes before the beer has the effect that beers do. You need to take a wicked piss. You look around and find yourself in a dirty alley. There's a passed-out guy lying against one of the walls.
