BOB/¨only if you want it to be, Jimmy¨

From Create Your Own Story

¨MEEP!!!¨ you scream [someone save me but they don't pay no mind. :] ] His mustache begins to throb, pulsing harder and harder, becoming a hypnotizing sight for your worn out eyeballs. The epic mustache begins to change colors, red, then yellow, bright green, now purple, it becomes an acid trip rainbow waterfall... wait a minute... acid trip? Just as the mustache begins hard labor to different colored baby mustaches that can morph into baby pickles at will, hmmm... *strokes magical mustache* there must have been a daddy pickle. Wait, daddy pickle? Just as you begin to ponder this magic thought you wake up passed out on a hobos lap. You can taste pickle juice in the depths of your mouth. What the hell? you think and you can feel the acid wearing off as the hobo's extremely large blonde hair turns to bright purple fire. The hobo mumbles disturbing things. ¨What?¨ you whisper against your best judgement. ¨I SAID... my hair is my own special walk... special walk, walk, walk, walk...¨

¨Oh BOB it,¨ you decide to just go watch Salad Fingers.

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