Attempt to create a distraction, allowing you to escape
From Create Your Own Story
You don't have your slimy neighbour's persuasive talents, and besides, your landlord's breath is even worse than your own. You decide against talking this one out and wrack your brain for a way to distract your landlord and his hired goons long enough for you to grab some of your stuff and escape.
Thinking hard, it occurs to you that the best way to buy yourself some time would be to:
