Agree to undergo psychoanalysis
From Create Your Own Story
"Ah!!" she says, "This won't hurt a bit!" You are put to sleep. You dream you are in a parallel universe and you can't get out. You ask Mrs. Figg to help you again, but since it is completely different, she knows nothing about it. For some reason she is being really nice to you. (Back in real world) "This will hurt a lot," Mrs. Figg says to herself. 2 days later she reports to Voldemort. "Well done," he says, "I am finally rid of that boy!"
The End