Piggy's Day/Change the channel down by one
From Create Your Own Story
You press the button to go back one channel.
Piggy: "Wait a minute, you can't go below channel 1..."
The TV: "Stay tuned! After this break, we'll reveal a surefire way to win the lottery!"
Piggy: "WHAT? TELLMETELLMETELLME!"
The TV: "But first, the last lottery drawing in the current format!"
In anger, you throw your TV out the window.
Piggy: "GRAAAH! I'll kill those lottery guys!"
And like that, two rage-induced hallucinations appear: an angel and a devil.
Devil: "Go and kill them all! I'll even give you a shotgun."
Angel: "Piggy, don't kill those lottery guys. Instead, I can give you lucid dreams, and you can kill them in your dreams!"
You agree to:
