Unzip the blonde's pants

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-	You casually unzip the blonde's pants.  She tries to jump, but you keep her pinned down in her chair.	+	<censored> by [[User:Gaius Flaminius the Censor|Gaius Flaminius the Censor]]
-	"Holy shit!" she shouts.  "This asshole's trying to rape me!"	+	This wiki has been destroyed by the Roman Empire. Do not resist. We have already destroyed several wikis. Your perverted heap of shit is next.
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-	"I'm just going to eat you," you say.  "Like the shirt says."	+
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-	"Last warning," the blonde says. "Get off me and go away or I ram this fork through your ear and scramble what's left of your brains. Assuming you even have any."	+
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-	Do you:	+
-	*[[Tell the blonde she wouldn't really ram a fork through your ear]]	+
-	*[[Yank down the blonde's panties and lick her pussy]]	+
-	*[[Get up and go away]]	+
-	{{UnivStatus|Health=100|Height=6 feet|Weight=195 lbs|Gender=Male|Equipment=Nothing}}	+
-	[[Category: University Daze]]	+

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<censored> by Gaius Flaminius the Censor

This wiki has been destroyed by the Roman Empire. Do not resist. We have already destroyed several wikis. Your perverted heap of shit is next.