Episode 5
From Bloo Toons
(This episode opens up with a black screen.)
Narrator: (in a moderately low voice) Previously on Bloo Toons...
(The backdrop changes back to the regular tan screen.)
Bloo #1: (in a nerdy pitched Hillbilly sort of voice) Buffalo wings!
(Back in Black)
Narrator: And now, back to the current episode of Bloo... TOONS!
(back to tan screen, Bloo #2 and #3 are standing on a scribbly sort of grass. They're facing each other, Bloo #2 on the left and #3 on the right.)
Bloo #2: (in a low pitched voice) We-heh-hell! (a red shiny balloon floats on-screen, with a dangling screen) Tonight's the night!
Bloo #3: (in a squeaky voice) The night fer...
Bloo #2: S'uh... it's HIM...
Bloo #3: (turns around at the balloon) What, that- that balloon?
Bloo #2: That balloon... killed my family... (inhales and exhales deeply) burned down... my HOUSE... (inhales and exhales again) and then... with... my last breath I- I vowed... I would destroy him... and now he's returned. (long pause, then the Point of View zooms in on his face, Bloo #2's expression becomes angry) PREPARE TO DIE!!
(I'll post the transcript of the battle in a few minutes.)
TV Announcer: (in a mumbly tone) Up next on the Television Station, (this word I'm not sure on.) celebrities jump out of airplane (this part I'm not sure on, either.)
Celebrity: (in a raspy British voice) It appears I must jump out of this... beautiful airplane so that I can win this contest, and be known as the greatest celebrity airplane jumper... in the world!
Bloo #4: (in a nerdy voice) Alright, now I know ABC stole this idea from Fox.
Bloo: #6: (in a fast but low pitched pace) What is up, my man- you wanna go get some fried chicken or some fried bacon or some fried liver n' onions you know n' you know I can't just wrap my finger around all those friggy fry frooshina porpoiseshoo. You know I just wanna get that mean ol' thing and I'm all like go go go go go go GOOO! You know what I mean you know what I saying you know what I saying you know what I mean and I-uh mean- gotta go you mean you- you you gotta run away- I mean ya gotta get some friiied bacon or ya gotta get some friied chicken gotta get some fried bacon chicken. You know how I like that free bad blooloolooloobilly! It tastes so good ya wanna get it dooown yooour throat! So you can have it in your stomach but then you wanna regurgitate it so you can just taste it again- you know what I mean- you know what I mean- you know what I mean- you know what I mean- you know what I mean, man! You know what I mean, yeaaaahh. Yeah, cummon, say something, man! You know what I-dow, you see what I'm reading-badow?!
(Bloo #5 explodes. There's a slight pause, then Bloo #6 explodes.)
(End.)
