Episode 5
From Bloo Toons
Episode Five of Bloo Toons.
Bloo #1 says something that definetely wasn't in the previous episode. Bloo #2 gets into a frame-by-frame battle with a balloon, Bloo #3 watches it happen. Bloo #4 watches a rip-off of Fox! Bloo #5 and 6 explode after a mind-numbingly long phrase of speech.
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(This episode opens up with a black screen.)
Narrator: (in a moderately low voice) Previously on Bloo Toons...
(The backdrop changes back to the regular tan screen.)
Bloo #1: (in a nerdy pitched Hillbilly sort of voice) Buffalo wings!
(Back in Black)
Narrator: And now, back to the current episode of Bloo... TOONS!
(back to tan screen, Bloo #2 and #3 are standing on a scribbly sort of grass to the left side. They're facing each other, Bloo #2 on the left and #3 on the right.)
Bloo #2: (in a low pitched voice) We-heh-hell! (a red shiny balloon floats on-screen, with a dangling screen) Tonight's the night!
Bloo #3: (in a squeaky voice) The night fer...
Bloo #2: S'uh... it's HIM...
Bloo #3: (turns around at the balloon) What, that- that balloon?
Bloo #2: That balloon... killed my family... (inhales and exhales deeply) burned down... my HOUSE... (inhales and exhales again) and then... with... my last breath I- I vowed... I would destroy him... and now he's returned. (long pause, then the Point of View switches full-on in on his face, Bloo #2's expression becomes angry) PREPARE TO DIE!!
("whatever this song is called" starts playing, and the POV zooms up to the sky, an anime-ish "lines protruding in a dramatic fashion and wiggling all over the place" appears, and the POV slowly pans down to the ground, where Bloo #2 is running, and the ground is moving quickly. The balloon slowly gets closer to Bloo #2, and soon after, Bloo #2 squeezes down and bounces up into the sky.)
(Blue and Red lines clash in every which way, Blue being Bloo #2 and Red being the Balloon.)
(After one big collision, the screen goes to white, then crosses into a closer view of the fight. The balloon has lost it's string, and they keep colliding. Then Bloo #2 pulls his stomach back, and performs sort of a KAMEHAMEHAAA! attack on The Balloon.)
(The Balloon falls back down to the ground, a bunch of wind moving past your head lines come up, then it zooms down to the Balloon smashing down and blowing dust around epically.)
(The dust disappears, and The Balloon is untouched, and rockets back up. The wind moving past your head lines come past again as it pans upward again.)
(The Balloon whoops a bash at Bloo #2, and he's whipped backwards. The POV switches to a Birds Eye View as he spins closer and closer to the camera in a cool way, with a scared look on his face.)
(POV switches back to straight-on view, as Bloo spins higher and higher, then stops spinning, then confidently blasts another KAMEHAMEHA!! on the Balloon.)
(Balloon deflects it with a red shield, then shoots the Red Shield at Bloo #2.)
(Bloo #2 opens his mouth out in fright in slow-motion shock, and is shot by the Red Shield. Switch back to Birds Eye, and Bloo #2 is pushed into the Camera.)
(as a bunch more Red Shields go zooming by, Bloo #2 spins back to face the Balloon, and does a little loop-tee-loop, then rockets himself off-screen.)
(suddenly, it goes all Pokemon, and Bloo #2 pans from the right side of the screen, to the left, and The Balloon goes from the left side to the right. Bloo #2 pulls out his trusty Pokemon Battle Screen, which reads from left-right to top-bottom, "Attack", "Item", "Magic", and "Make Some Baked Beans".)
(Bloo #2's arrow goes from Attack to Item to Magic, and selects it. A new screen pops up reading, "Elegant Spinning Destiny", "Throw Something Sharp", "Throw The Baked Beans You Made", "Celebrity Magic Spell", and "Exit Magic Menu".)
(Bloo #2's arrow goes down the list from "Elegant Spinning Destiny" to "Throw Something Sharp". He selects none of them. All the menus pan off-screen.)
(a big blue shiny ball immerges from Bloo #2, and enlarges, covering the whole backdrop in blue goodness. The blue ball disappears, as the POV pans upward. More wind passing by your head lines, pans back down, the screen turns back to tan, and The Balloon is crushed by a Transformer.)
(Words pop up reading, "Congrats! The Balloon Has Been Destroyed! +1337 EXP You Leveled Up!")
(switch to a green room with a grey floor. Bloo #4 is laying on an orange and yellow couch, watching television. The light of the television flickers.)
TV Announcer: (on television, unseen and in a mumbly tone) Up next on the Television Station, (this word I'm not sure on.) celebrities jump out of airplane (this part I'm not sure on, either.)
Celebrity: (on television, unseen and in a raspy British voice) It appears I must jump out of this... beautiful airplane so that I can win this contest, and be known as the greatest celebrity airplane jumper... in the world!
Bloo #4: (in a nerdy voice) Alright, now I know ABC stole this idea from Fox.
(switch to Bloo #5 and 6. They're standing on the same sort of ground as #2 and 3, and same sort of backdrop. Bloo #5 is on the far left side of the POV, and Bloo #6 is on the far right side.)
Bloo: #6: (in a fast but low pitched pace) What is up, my man- you wanna go get some friiied chicken or some friiiied bacon or some friiied liver n' onions you know n' you know I can't just wrap my finger around all those friggy fry frooshina porpoiseshoo. You know I just wanna get that mean ol' thing and I'm all like go go go go go go GOOO! You know what I mean you know what I saying you know what I saying you know what I mean and I-uh mean- gotta go you mean you- you you gotta run away- I mean ya gotta get some friiied bacon or ya gotta get some friied chicken gotta get some fried bacon chicken. You know how I like that free bad blooloolooloobilly! It tastes so good ya wanna get it dooown yooour throat! So you can have it in your stomach but then you wanna regurgitate it so you can just taste it again- you know what I mean- you know what I mean- you know what I mean- you know what I mean- you know what I mean, man! You know what I mean, yeaaaahh. Yeah, cummon, say something, man! You know what I-dow, you see what I'm reading-badow?!
(Bloo #5 explodes. There's a slight pause, then Bloo #6 explodes.)
(End.)
Real World References
- Previously on Bloo toons is a reference to how some shows drop off their current plot as a cliffhanger and continue into another episode, usually a gimmic to keep people watching a show, and the beginning of the next part plays important scenes from the previous episode(s) to keep new watchers in the know about what is going on in the show that day.
