Certifiably Awesome People
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School-related awesome people
Jim
- "No, John. You are the demons." (Jim voice acting for the Kopak Films adaptation of Doom: Repercussions of Evil)
- "When my dog started spazzing that bad he went into convulsions and I shot him" (one of the best quotes of all time)
Skilled IT Technician God
- "Uhhh.... Nope." (Timeless quote, first used in counter to Zach's incorrect jargon)
- "So is this OF 3 or OF 4?" (Revealing quote, which led to the realisation that Mr. SITG is a big-brother-esque stalker)
Jim
- "When my dog started spazzing that bad he went into convulsions and I shot him" (Jim laying down an amazing quote)
Mr. FARD
- "There's a little.... merging of the lines going on here'" (in response to accusations that he had been cutting the line for lunch at iTeam conference '06)
- "Yeah, you're all getting MacBooks next year!" (Blatant lie)
Non school-related awesome people
Craig
- "So you see? God never gives you more than you can handle." (quasi-corny line delivered after an amazing story)
Buster
- "Yeah... my race car got in an accident. Now I can only do the races in reverse..." (Buster sheding some light on his fishy race car driving life)
Sean
- "You guys are more into this techno-freaky world and its like... what the hell?"
- "My 5-year old knows my credit card number... BY HEART!"
- "Raid the kitchen! Yeah, yeah, raid the kitchen! You don't need any money, dude! I'll even help you if you give me some food! Raid the Kitchen! Raid the kichen. Raid the kitchen."
- "Dude, I'm about to open a can of Green Beret whoop-ass on you!"
