Mideast Region

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Mideast Region [1] is a region of Atlasia, the second largest in population.

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[edit] Understand

Mideast includes Virginia, Kentucky, West Virginia, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, Wisconsin, Michigan, Maryland, and the District of Colin Wixted.

Its largest cities are Chicago, Detroit, and Cleveland; unsurprisingly they are extremely slummy.

[edit] Get in

[edit] By plane

[edit] By bus

  • Marrawunga Tram Service Tram service from Canbra to Chicago!

[edit] Get around

  • Mideast Cable Car The best way to travel through the region's major cities. Goes through a lot of wealthy suburbs, so hippies would be better off skipping this one.
  • BRTD Transit Service Goes through all the inner cities, for those who prefer nightlife to Wal-Mart.

[edit] See

  • Jewish Heritage Fest Celebrate everything Jewish in Chicago, as well as Milwaukee. Recently closed because it allowed Gentiles.
  • Rainbow Festival Hippie/goth/gay festival, held every year in Baltimore


[edit] Work

[edit] Buy

[edit] Eat

Mideast Region is known for having inedible food. McDonalds is very popular there.

[edit] Drink

[edit] Sleep

[edit] Contact

Mideast Region's area code is 88.

[edit] Stay safe

Looking for safety in the Mideast region's cities is like looking for conservatives in Australia. One is better off carrying a gun, although that may be considered uncouth by more rational yuppies in the gentrified areas.

[edit] Cope

The region is very liberal outside West Virginia and Kentucky. Don't believe in God.

[edit] Get out

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