SesshomaruBebop87
From Asaction
| Real Name | =D |
|---|---|
| Registration Date | March 31, 2005 |
| Rank | Order of the Owl |
| Regulars | Action Discussion |
This AD regular is forever being eaten by Samson(which has now changed, as Sess eats him XD), at least, when he's not getting shanked or tackled by pierrot, whom akari will pick up the slack for. Also, he'll occasionally explode for no reason whatsoever, only to have akari call Life Alert to revive him. Much scolding on how he's not an old person will definitely follow. And never cross him during the night, during his insomniac hours- he gets very dirty and will come up with HUGE words that don't even exist yet somehow still make sense...
oh, and he's also deemed BebopRinFaye the Typo Queen. The typos she creates are crazy and infinite in number... watch out for her.
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The Early Days...
He was very scarce in his early days on the boards, but after a long hiatus, finally returned, and met up with some of the craziest people in AD. XD Also, for about a week or so, he secksd turtles.
The Voice
A select few from the boards have been lucky enough to hear his voice, and apparently the ones who have, think it's hawt... even go so far as to say it sounds like Naraku. =O Of course, he isn't very talkative, and tends to remain very silent, though, he CAN occasionally be caught speaking on YIM...
The Man Behind the Voice
Completely unknown to anyone, for none from the boards have seen this one face to face. Who knows if one ever will...
Icon Change
On October 7th, he had to change to a godawful Tom Goes To the Mayor icon, due to a lost bet in the NFL Picks thread. :|
Finally, as of 6:40 A.M. on February 4th, Sess was able to change back, and relieve himself of that ridiculous icon. No more bets for a long time. >.>
The Conception of Cille's and Sess' Baby
According to Sammie, Sess was late... and became pregnant. And by none other than Cille! You would think Cille would be excited, but instead, it was, "..." Which was actually far more amusing. XD Here are some comments on this matter:
- Trunks: Sess is Preggers
- Trunks: And Cille is the father
- Boxies: CILLE'S THE FATHER?!
- Boxies: OH GOD
Funny thing is, he never knew. XD
- NoProof: Sess and Cille love affair?
- Trunks: They was all over you
- Sess: wow...
- UMZac: prepare to have your loins rent in twain, sess
- Sess: Cille's gonna b***hslap me for this XD
Many theories have been formed regarding this matter:
- Sammie: Sess is like the male seahorse; he carries the baby
- Sess: you and Sammie got me pregnant!
- Boxies: sammie didn't do anything, it was cille >.>
- Sess: Cille is the father! XD
- Cille: ...doesn't a father need to be able to, like, produce sperm? I feel like I can't do that
- UMZac: you can! with your bone marrow
- Sammie: I know Cille, I was shocked too.
- Cille: bone marrow, huh?
- UMZac: don't ask me to explain
- UMZac: it was in the news recently
- Cille: so like, if I wanted to have an uber-incestuous baby, I could have sperm made from my own bone marrow and impregnate myself? that would be pretty wild
- Cille: men will become obsolete after all! bwahahahahaha!
- Sess: but you're MY babies' daddy! XD
- UMZac: yes, we will
- UMZac: the Headline: "Death of the father: British scientists discover how to turn women's bone marrow into sperm"
- Sess: damn those brits. XD
- Cille: hey, I'm not getting roped into being anybody's baby-daddy unless I get some hawt secks out of it
Of course, even after all this, Cille disavows all knowledge of this baby. But Sess will persuade her, wait and see!
