Heartless Warrior
From Asaction
| Real Name | Not Given |
|---|---|
| Registration Date | November 17, 2004 |
| Rank | Order of the Owl |
| Regulars | Action Discussion |
Contents |
Introduction
Heartless is just super awesome. It has totally accepted the way it's mind works and is content with it's twisted crazyness that we've all learned to love. It loves schmoo and Jaken.
Also smex. Smex is good. And 4-somes.
The Early Years
Heartless was born in some distant planet many lightyears ago. Sent to this world to preach about homosexuals and transexuals. Some think it may be the Messiah for her people, but that's for another time.
The Birth of Insanity
Around Circa 2004, Heartless came in contact with the Adult Swim message boards. It was drawn to the oddness of the boards due to the Inuyasha hysteria that surrounded the time. Well, as a SwimNewbie Heartless was fond of the Action Discussion forum. Eventually it expanded it's horizons into the Incoherent Babbling forum, where it was accepted for it's crazy ways.
Spammerz Delight
Heartless enjoys the spam. It is very fond of the spam and it thrives on it. Usually Heartless ventures into AD just to spam of to see the Moon. Moon is the muse to Heartless when it posts in AD. Random and incoherent threads manage to be created when the two forces collide.
Heartless and Schmoo
Heartless enjoys schmoo, dirt, and jelly (jelleh to some). These are one of the sacred things to it. Schmoo was introduced to Heartless by the Moon. What does it mean? Only a few will ever know.
Harems and Transexualz
Heartless is in love with JeffreeStar. Jeff is it's inspiration for the tranny loving in it's life. Heartless has met and seen Jeffstar in concert. One day she will be a part of his entourage. Transexualz have a special place in it's heart since it's best friend is a tranny and the Suicide Girls have convinced it that Tranny's just freaking rock.
Heartless has her own harem. Currently 21 people. The main person is PrinceeAnanka since she is married to Heartless. Also, Ms_Meow_Meow is a part of it and the lovely InuyashaswifeK. Someday the others might be revealed. But for now...they remain in the dark..... She also refuses to have LoST_AND_NOT_FoUnD's son
Broadway and Wicked Spam
Heartless has written many plays which have had rave reviews by Adult Swim posters and it's college professor's. Someday AD shall enjoy the Wicked Spam of Schmoo.
Gender and Sexual Orientation
Heartless has no gender. As for orientation....well, the ladies are preferable.
