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Revision as of 01:16, 12 September 2007
| KL in all his angry glory. |
Incoherent Babbling
Kagomes_Luver2789 is a current member of the [adult swim] online message boards (aka [asmb]). He currently has 2 years of membership and is an Order of the Owl. He frequents the Action Discussion folder and is the current President of the Asuka Fan Club and the Trinity Blood Fan Club. He also tends to post randomly in Incoherent Babbling, and has a tendency to forget the differnence between a dumb decision and an even dumber decision. He is also known throughout IB as the creator of the now-eternalized IB Wiki.
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Introduction
History
-ehem-
Kagomes_Luver2789 had a hard life in the southernmost region of Peru. His parents were pimp and pimpette, and he was orphaned before he left his mother's womb. He spent a great deal of his early childhood in the Amazon region of the country, getting his "thang" on with the Amazon ladies. After he had pimped all the ladies he could possibly pimp, he left and made himself a home within the dormant Mid-West, in the region of CHI-town. He currently pwnz hopeless N00bs.
The Alias
Contrary to popular belief, his alias is not a reflection of his school girl-induced infatuation with Kagome. It is, in fact, a clever little anagram, which, when decoded, spells "gouver 9782 meskal." In drunk speaking, this means "get me 9782 more shots of booze."
What Else Is There To Know?
Nothing.
Are You Sure?
Positive.
...Really?
yes.
...Okay.
Finally. Let's move on.
The Voice of Seduction
Origins
The name, "Voice of Seduction," was dubbed on KL by the now infamous Action Discussion poster, Heartless_Warrior. How the name came to be is still a mystery to many, although many believe that it has something to do with Heartless' obsessive infatuation with manly and suave voices. But, for all we know, he could of just had to make a choice between two names she made. We have neither the facts or the ability to care about whether either are true.
Further digging into KL's origins revealed a nickname, "Spanishgasm" (given by fellow AD skank RodIldKitsune) that might also have something to do with the development of the "Voice of Seduction. Whether this truly has a connection is completely unknown.
The Power
Yes, the name comes with a power as well. It's like a freaky twisted version of Spider-Man, except KL can pwn him easily. To quote a certain woman on his wild escapades:
"Gawd, Kagome's Larver is mah seckseh Voice of Seduction! He liek turns people on with his cute charm and his hawt voice. One time at band camp he totalleh seduced all teh girls (and some men) so, he liek went into hiding for three months to Europe. The power of schmoo brought him back and he was getting all of the girls with his seductivenessness."
That might help explain that silly French theory...
Love Life and Other Meaningless Stuff...
KL loves:
- 1)Kagome Higurashi. The short skirt wearing anime bimbo in Inuyasha. He is in love with her skirt. Totally wants to smex it. Sadly he has to compete with Omni for her love...but we all know Kagome pwns Omni-Pede. OoOooOo And he is liek teh uber smex00rz with her cuz he made this TOTALLEH WEIRD fan club and st00f.
- 2)Falch. she's his snookums. skankXskank love, yo.
- 3)Dirtgasms. Kagome is fond of these also (eventhough he liek denied it) but we all love him anyway.
- 4)Da Bears. Yesh, he likez teh Bears cuz they pwn just like him
- 5)YIM chats. Chats are f00n for him since Moon annd Heartless like creep him out and give him scareh nightmarez (but he secretly enjoys them also)
-This section was written by Heartless- -_-
The Jello-Fight: Kagomes_Luver2789 vs. MoonGoddess17
Around early 2006, late 2005, MoonGoddess17 had challenged the prestigious poster Kagomes_Luver2789 to Jello Fight, to determine who of the Giants of AD is really the best in the ring. Moon started out strong, landing a couple of good hits (and some questionable ones as well), but "The Voice of Seduction" came back and went Superman on her, and she ended up forfeiting the match, due to an instilled fear of heights. This fight is known throughout YIM chats and AD as the greatest matchup in [adult swim] history (or any other kind of history, for that matter).
The Legend
Kagomes lover is teh Man Beetchez! Don't hate on his skillz and shyte! Numbah 1 Jello wrestler, yo! [Only because he's 6'7, pSsSH] And, he is known for his manly crushes and can be referred to as skankzilla or hippeh.
^----you can tell that Moon is not very happy about losing to him.
The Mexicools - "The baddest Mexicans on the boards"
Formation of The Mexicools
Although the date of origin had been lost to the sands of time (and our laziness), resources show that at one point KL met the mild-tempered Zeus_the_angry_god, and had come to a truce, after many years of bloody civil dispute and lawsuits. It was then that the almighty Zeus came upon the idea of using their Mexican badassery to work together instead of against each other, and thus, the Mexicools were born.
The Reign of Tyranny
Although not as impressive and spamful as the Fearsome Fivesome were, the Mexicools had indeed been (and still are) one of the top spamming duos of the [adult swim] Action Discussion folder. According to our surveys and extensive research, they are the second most feared duet of spammers in AD, closing in on the reckless duo of Shadowstaarr and Blah_canbespanish, who have not been spamming as of recent.
- PS: It should be noted that there was a momentary Civil War between the two, in which both sides temporarily reverted to their former coldness, but, after all was said and done, the duo had reformed.
Recruits
Word has it that the_great_orochi was being recruited to this group, but further information has not been revealed. The recruiting process is a hard and tedious job for the two, having to hand-pick the freshest and finest men (of Mexican blood) from the boards. Only the pinnacle of the AD spam community is allowed entrance into membership. So far, none have succeeded in matching the Mexicools' expectations.
Ongoing Success
Although not as young as they used to be a millenia ago, KL and Zeus are still going strong in the art of spamalot. Recently, however, there has been a drought of spam-worthy threads in AD, thus, the group has quietly gone into the background of AD spamtasticness. However, the legend that is the Mexicools will reign forever, and when the time comes, they WILL strike back against the empire of AD, and show once more just who are the kings of the boards.
KL's Alts
KL, being the spam-master that he is, undoubtably has many alts. A compiled list so far:
- Danger_Luver2789
- FiestaEnM?Pantalones
- Ishida_The_Hawttness
- Hollands_Luver2789
- A7x_2789
- VincentVaIentine
- The_Indiannapolis_Colts
- Kay_El
- Katty_Kits_sig
- KagomeLvr2789mwahaha'
- Testicular_Cancer'
- Nerf_gun_herder'
- i_lick_weiner'
- FortuneCookieMadness'
- Bobs_Abortion_Clinic'
- _BUTTER-ROLLZ_
- Anti-DangerFiesta
- ' - These six were created over the period of twenty minutes.
Fan Comments
"I don't know this guy. He looks fishy." - KL
"I agree completely" - SLiK
"ZOMG IT'S KAGOMES_LUVER!!1!1!1!!!11!" - Cille
"K_L is the Dio Brando of the boards, because his presence makes people go WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" - SLiK
"ZOMFG TOTTZZZZ<333 what a hawt coOouplee >___>...<___< *lurves j00 up*-falchieeee
"ZOMFG!! i nevar lyk tozaleh left j00 a comment?lyk bad ciddeh bad! omg! ju is lyk awesome to teh max lyk srsly with a side of lyk funk! GO KL!! ju rule!" - ciddeh :)
KL's Finger Puppet Theatre [By benjover]
Welcome to another showing of our inner selves.
My guest today is Kagomes Luver2789.
How's it going, KaLu?
furacking a-mazing.
Right on, now I must thank you for bringing us the [IB] wiki, its wonderful.
it would look better in a tub of butter.
What wouldn't?
Now what inspired this site?
there's a hefty reward, and i'm not letting it slip through my fingers. <_<
A hefty reward? You mean like the reward of a job well done?
i'm only in this for the money.
You do know that everybody in IB is broke, right?
NO!!!
Sorry, but its true.
its all your fault.
How can it be my fault? I'm just as broke as the rest of these poor sods.
what? NO!!!
well, at least i still have chicken.
I'm sorry to tell you this but zombie Chocolate Soda ate your chicken. Ever since I killed him, and he came back as a zombie, he's been hanging out behind the scenes with a major case of the munchies. Any stray piece of food we don't keep an eye on he's gobblin down like a ho earning a thousand dollars for a BJ.
So I'm afriad that leaves you with nothing.
quick! help me rob a bank!
I'm sorry, I can't, I've got to feed the cows.
**beep** your cows!
You can if you have enough money. 2 Dolla!
-head explodes with cash-
That should cover it.
who's gonna hold my hand when i go to the bathroom?
Whoa now, that wasn't part of the original deal.
give me a fiddy or there's no deal.
This reminds me of the time I tried to become a business partner with Tyra Banks.
i am shocked. and to think i looked up to Tyra Banks...
She is tall.
bigger than the trump tower.
Be careful now, she's very sensitive about her weight.
thats whacked, yo.
Tell me about it, she's kind of crazy.
-a fat chick materializes in front of you-
Oh my gosh everybody its Tyra Banks!
How about a hand for this lovely lady? -audience kind of claps-
- Did somebody call me fat? My super model senses were tingling!
No of course not, how silly, why would somebody say your fat when you're totally skinny.
- I know, hunh, but some people be trippin.
huzzah!
- Well as long as every body here knows I ain't fat then I guess I'll be going.
yo mama's so fat, she takes a shower in Niagra Falls...
- Whadjoo say about my moma?!
No, no, he was talking about my moma. My guests are always doing that. -nervous laughter-
- I guess thats alright then. Now the great Tyra shall take her leave!
-thunderclap and Tryra dissapears in a blinding light-
Wow, that was close.
Now back to the interview.
What makes you laugh?
i cant help but laugh when i see fat kids fall in dodgeball.
-chuckles- That is funny, but lets get as far away from the fat word as we can for now.
Do you believe in The Burger King?
he parted the red sea!
I thought that was that other guy, you know, Ronald. He has magic powers you know?
i want a House of Burgers.
Trust me, you don't. They are very difficult to build with.
i know. but i like to overdramaticize things. because that's what theatre people do.
i once slammed my head into a steel bar, and it only felt like it tickled.
You should be a pro wrestler.
i look like Spider-Man. with his costume on, and everything.
Too perfect, just like this interview. Thank you for your time KaLu, please give us those final words.
i haev 2 git lernt by my teechrz
bye bye
Good night!
