Shadowstaarr

He's Black

Everbody love him, he so fly.

I know you wonder why

Dont ask why just do wut you do.

Superpowers

Turning into sand

Telekinetic powers through his afro

The ability to jump (for realz)

Immune to perversions other than his own

Beating up hamsters with a shovel

Giving it to guys up the butt