Libitina

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Libitina(OrangeyTwixet) is our third Detriment Deleter. She is e-married to Dupin, Robert, and Luis (although many people are apparently unaware of her e-marriage to Luis), and recently had a poll for what she should change her name to, Libitina or Minerva. Needless to say, Libitina won. Her avatar is of Phantom of the Opera, and she is friends with Skeleton Key, as is shown by her signature, and Jemmy.

Libitina and Communism

Libitina has recently become noteworthy for her vigorous campaigns against communists, who were trying to outlaw Christmas by making everyone say "Happy Holidays!" (which, as a vague plural, denies the existence of individual holidays) rather than "Happy Christmahanukwanzakah!" (which is a fusing of three December holidays in America, land of the free). By spreading the Good Word in interviews and threads, she managed to convert many to her cause, like Jemima. Thanks to Libitina, the army of liberals were seen off, and Christmahanukwanzakah went ahead in her living room while everyone else was off happily celebrating Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Eid, the Winter Solstice, and other December-based holidays. Thanks, Libby! You defeated Stalin!