Malignant Merchandise
From 667 Dark Avenue
Malignant Merchandise follows Burdensome Books, with the customary three boards.
Putrid Products is the first board, where you can discuss merchandise, such as the magic eight-ball or t-shirts or bookmarks.
Miserable Movie follows, it is a place to speculate pointlessly on the possibility of future ASOUE movies and why the first movie was a war crime or something.
Wistful Web is the final category. Post computer wallpapers and websites pertaining to ASOUE ONLY. However, in order to post forums or chatrooms, you must have at least 500 posts, and Tragedy's permission. He doesn't want any competition or spammers there just to advertise. This rule is the most widely broken, it seems. Gigi moderates this category.