Dave

From 667 Dark Avenue

Dave is a sentient omnipotent lightsaber spoon, discovered by the member PJ

[edit] Origin

PJ first discovered Dave within a cereal packet, and already then a great coincidence marked how special the spoon was.

After mentioning the spoon in a thread, it soon grew in popularity, and PJ later discovered it's name and backstory: It was Dave, sentient omnipotent lightsaber spoon, a creature that had come into being at the same time of the universe.

[edit] Family

Dave has one brother, Jessie, also a lightsaber spoon, who is yellow instead of Dave's blue. Jessie, in contrast to Dave, is a force of evil, and the two brothers have fought countless times in the past. Kobolos, another supposed force of evil, is said to have defeated Jessie, and then consumed him.

Dave is also related to Walter, the sentient knife possessed by J., and also has some connection to Hanakane!, the katana sword owned by Celinra.

It is believed that Excalibur and Dave are also distantly related.

[edit] History in 667

When Dave first appeared on 667, some where skeptic, others instantly embraced him as their leader. Kobolos and he met, and both of them duelled briefly, though the fight was never properly resolved. As time went on, Dave faded back into the background, content to watch things from a distance.

That is, until Jessie appeared, and started his own cult, proclaiming himself as the one true god. His arrival sparked a controversy, partly because Kobolos had claimed to have killed Jessie, and partially as Jessie is yellow, and this new spoon was red. Things became even more confusing when another pair of spoons arrived, believed to be a mockery of the original two spoons. The issue also died down, and to this day it is not known whether it was the real Jessie, or an imposter.