Count Olaf

From 667 Dark Avenue

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Count Olaf joined Dark Avenue a long time ago. His real name is Andy J. and he lives in Hawaii.

His only achievement occured when he learned to speak Irish, thus breaking a racial barrier decades old between the Irish and the Hawaiians.

He is also quite the loverboy. All the ladies on 667 want a piece of this loverboy. And who can blame them? With his dashing good looks, he's all they'd ever need.

Dupin is one of his most acclaimed fans. "Count Olaf has affected me in so many ways." Dupin states, "Without him, I would've become a drugged up stripper. I love The Count."

How touching.