Count Olaf
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Count Olaf joined Dark Avenue a long time ago. Extremely good looking, his real name is Andy J. and he lives in Hawaii.
Perhaps one of Andy's most excellent achievements occured when he learned to speak Irish, thus conquering a racial barrier decades old between the Irish and the Hawaiians.
He is also a ladies man; atleast every girl on 667 wants a piece of this 13 year old loverboy. And I can not blame them.
Dupin is one of his most acclaimed fans. "Count Olaf has affected me in so many ways." Dupin states, "Without him, I would've become a drugged up stripper. I love The Count."
How touching.