Count Olaf

From 667 Dark Avenue

 Note: The neutrality of this article is disputed  

Count Olaf joined Dark Avenue a long time ago. His real name is Andy J. and he lives in Hawaii.

His only achievement occured when he learned to speak Irish.

Dupin is one of his most acclaimed fans. "Count Olaf has affected me in so many ways." Dupin states, "Without him, I would've become a drugged up stripper. I love The Count."

How touching.