Count Olaf

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-	Count Olaf joined Dark Avenue a long time ago. Extremely good looking, his real name is Andy J. and he lives in Hawaii.	+	Note: The neutrality of this article is disputed
-	Perhaps one of Andy's most excellent achievements occured when he learned to speak Irish, thus conquering a racial barrier decades old between the Irish and the Hawaiians.	+	Count Olaf joined Dark Avenue a long time ago. His real name is Andy J. and he lives in Hawaii.
-	He is also a ladies man; atleast every girl on 667 wants a piece of this 13 year old loverboy. And I can not blame them.	+	His only achievement occured when he learned to speak Irish, thus breaking a racial barrier decades old between the Irish and the Hawaiians.
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		+	He is also quite the loverboy. All the ladies on 667 want a piece of this loverboy. And who can blame them? With his dashing good looks, he's all they'd ever need.
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		+	[[Dupin]] is one of his most acclaimed fans. "Count Olaf has affected me in so many ways." Dupin states, "Without him, I would've become a drugged up stripper. I love The Count."
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		+	How touching.

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Current revision as of 05:27, 9 April 2006

 Note: The neutrality of this article is disputed  

Count Olaf joined Dark Avenue a long time ago. His real name is Andy J. and he lives in Hawaii.

His only achievement occured when he learned to speak Irish, thus breaking a racial barrier decades old between the Irish and the Hawaiians.

He is also quite the loverboy. All the ladies on 667 want a piece of this loverboy. And who can blame them? With his dashing good looks, he's all they'd ever need.

Dupin is one of his most acclaimed fans. "Count Olaf has affected me in so many ways." Dupin states, "Without him, I would've become a drugged up stripper. I love The Count."

How touching.