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Synopsis

Cool guy Tamago Namagome is gonna go live in Japan with all his wacky friends !!! Also fight scenes.

List of Works Being Parodied

• Records of Bell - Constant unnecessary description, robotic dialogue, fight scenes and destruction galore, memes, and abrupt endings.
• Copious Amounts of Japanese - "Tamago Namagome", if I recall, means "Egg Raw Rice" or something. "Ringo" means "apple", "onigiri" is a kind of sushi, and "Koikingu Yadokingu" translates into two Pokemon names, Magikarp and Slowking.

Transcript

{Open: the charred remains of what was once a city. A man in a black trenchcoat, black fedora, and black boots walks out of the city. His hair is a blinding purple, he wears bright white gloves, and his shirt is just like Ichigo Kurasaki's but like blue or something. He takes out fifteen marijuana joints and lights them all at once while swigging down sake (that is Japanese wine made of rice or something God I don't know). He takes out a pair of sweet blood-red shades from his pocket and puts them on his perfectly-shaped face.}

TAMAGO: Man. I'm so really cool.

{Tamago walks into the sunset as a choir plays and it's so epic you should totally be there right now!!!}

{Cut: Tamago's house. All his friends are there and they're like smoking marijuana or something.}

TAMAGO: {walks into the room}

RINGO: Tamago! How nice to see you again!

{Ringo is Tamago's wife and she is really hot and she's got like a huge rack but she won't afraid to kick you're ass !!!}

TAMAGO: It is nice to see me again. {smokes twelve cigars}

ONIGIRI: Yeah well it is not so good to see you Tamago!

{Onigiri is Tamago's son who he had with his first wife who died in childbirth it's so sad .}

TAMAGO: Why would that be?

ONIGIRI: I am the one who has a conflicting personality SHUT UP DAD!!!

TAMAGO: Onigiri it is to laugh. You know I could kill you with my antimatter powers that I have but I'm keeping it at 0.00000000000000000000000001% because I could totally kill anybody I want to!

ONIGIRI: Really n

TAMAGO: When I was a kid I was born to my mother Freyja who is a Nordic goddess and my father who is Optimus Prime and I was accidentally thrust into another dimension when I was born because my mother and father gave me their powers. Anyway in Antispace (that is what I call it) I was bestowed powers that let me teleport and stuff but I have to drink blood and beer and wear all-black and stuff so I don't break into INSANE!

ONIGIRI: That's cool bu

TAMAGO: Anyhow I just came back from destorying all of New Jersey

{NEW JERSEY SUCKS DO YOU GET IT}

ONIGIRI: Okay then!!! What should we do now?

TAMAGO: I will cook food.

{Tamago goes into the kitchen. He walks up to the refrigerator and opens it. He browses through the fridge and picks out some eggs. He takes the eggs and sets them on the counter. He takes out a frying pan and sets it on the stove. He takes out the nonstick spray and sprays the frying pan. He turns on the burner as he puts the eggs in the frying pan. He begins to cook it. Every couple of minutes he turns it over. Halfway through, he takes out some bacon and crumbles it into the egg. He also takes some cheese and sprinkles it in. He turns over the egg and finishes cooking it. He takes it and puts it on the plate and walks out into the living room.}

TAMAGO: I made an omelette.

RINGO: You did make an omelette.

TAMAGO: I am going to eat it and then I will destroy another city.

RINGO: Okay I will join you.

TAMAGO: Okay.

{Tamago eats the omelette.}

TAMAGO: I am done eating.

RINGO: Okay let's go to the city and destroy it!

TAMAGO: No get into the kitchen! This is a man's job and no mere man can beat up a city so I must transform into Level 7 Soul Demon Tamago!

RINGO: I'll kick you're ass !!

TAMAGO: I'd like to see you try

{Tamago warps out leaving behind the most spectacular shining light you'll ever see because he's that amazing.}

{Cut to a city. Tamago warps in and finds that somebody else has destroyed the city first!!! He looks over and a man in all-red and purple is there and he is on fire but the fire is golden.}

TAMAGO: What the who are you?!

KOIKINGU: It is I Tamago! I am your rival Koikingu Yadokingu!

TAMAGO: That's an impossible! I thought I am the most powerful?

KOIKINGU: Not so Tamago! I have ascended through the demon ranks and become the most powerful Soul Stealer King! {that is from an anime and I expect you to know that}

TAMAGO: Oh yes? Well I too am Soul Stealer King! Deluxe type!

KOIKINGU: Do you know what this means this means we will duel!

TAMAGO: Yes of course!

{Here's an incredibly detailed fight scene I won't bother to write but imagine it's all like Dragonball Z and they're shifting forms and going "zoo zoo zoo" all over everywhere!}

KOIKINGU: You are a strong.

TAMAGO: I am.

KOIKINGU: Let us be a friend?

TAMAGO: Never! I fire my laz-arrr!

{Tamago incinerates Koikingu.}

TAMAGO:

{End episode.}