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Ask Sephiroth/Episode 1
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{Sephiroth comes in, with his pipe.}
SEPHIROTH: Oh, hello chaps. Let me answer all of your interesting questions.
*Does being stupid allow you to ignore problems and have a life of fun? --Homestar tigerGeronimo! 22:48, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
SEPHIROTH: No. BEING STUPID DOOMS YOU TO A LIFE OF MISERABLE FAILURE AND A HARD LIFE. Unless you are good at being punched in the face, where you can be a boxer.
*What's your favorite curry? SkullBSZI8 22:52, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
SEPHIROTH: My favorite curry? Oh.. I've never had curry. I'm not all into the exotic food.
*Do you have any siblings? Any pets?Chaos "77" Wynauts!
SEPHIROTH: NO. I don't. Why are you asking? Are you part of the CIA? OR THE FBI? TELL ME? I'M ON TO YOU.
*Why is spilling salt considered bad luck, but pouring salt isn't?Zoo977
Reality?
SEPHIROTH: Because God is a joker. HE LIKES TO PUNISH YOU FOR BEING CLUMSY, BUT REWARD YOU FOR BEING STUPID. HE LIVES OFF YOUR PAIN....
*How can a vegetable define a type of food and a type of person? --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 23:30, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
SEPHIROTH: Wait... Who the hell asks these stupid questions? What?! GOD!
- What is the meaning of life? --Xenophunk(don't) talk to me 23:30, 29 November 2008 (UTC)
SEPHIROTH: The meaning of life is to be a worker ant, working in droves, while the vengeful god tries to burn you with his magnifying glass. YEAH. THAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE. TO SUFFER. WE'LL ALL PART OF GODS GAME!! MUAHAHAHA!! ....No seriously. Life is crap. Anyway, thanks for asking. Remember, there are no stupid questions unless you ask them.
