Mr. T Gets Cancer

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Announcer: And now Trevor and Timmy present their little play: "Mr. T Gets Some Bad News."

Trevor (As Doctor): Mr. T, I have some bad news. You have cancer, Mr. T.

Timmy (As Mr. T): What? Say it again!

Trevor: You have cancer.

Timmy: Oh. I pity this fool. [points to himself]