Get a New Daddy
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"Get a New Daddy" is a sketch from Whitest Kids U'Know. It is also the fifth track on the troupe's self-titled album.
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Characters
- Trevor Moore, who performs the song
- Darren Trumeter and Zach Cregger as the cops
- Timmy Williams and Sam Brown as the doctors
- Various other kids and adults (as the family/teacher and the kids dancing and listening)
Lyrics
Hey there, kids, I see you're feeling blue, Parents push you round and tell you what to do. Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed, Instead of watch TV, you have to do homework instead. And I know it makes you angry, and you're full of rage, Well, let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age. Next time you're angry, and you wanna fight back, Just tell your teacher Daddy likes to play with your sack. And you can get a new daddy, get a new daddy, Police will take the old one away in a caddy. You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy, Stay up real late, kick back and light up a fatty. You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy. In a couple of months, you'll probably get a new daddy. Now for a little while, your new daddy's cool, Buys you things and tries real hard to bond with you. Lets you eat candy and play video games, But your friends at school all think that he's kinda lame. Now you can't have your buddies making fun of your dad, And all in all, this one is really not so bad. But you think you might like to try once more, Take naked Polaroids of yourself, and leave them in his sock drawer. And you can get a new daddy, get a new daddy, Stay up real late, kick back, and light up a fatty. You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy, Police will take the old one away in a caddy. You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy. In a couple of months, you'll probably get a new daddy. Now your mom's wondering what's wrong with her, And why she keeps attracting men that are dirty pervs. She has a breakdown, and cries and cries, And after a while, she's institutionalized. And you can get a new mommy, get a new mommy, New brother, new sister, new house, and new mommy. Get a new mommy, get a new daddy, Stay up real late, kick back, and light up a fatty. You can get a new daddy, get a new daddy, Police will take the old one away in a caddy. Get a new daddy, get a new mommy, New brother, new sister, a new house, a new mommy. Get a new mommy, get a new daddy, Stay up real late, kick back, and light up a fatty. Get a new daddy, police will take the old one away in a caddy. Get a new daddy, in a couple of months, you'll probably a new daddy. Get a new daddy, get a new daddy. In a couple of months, you'll probably get a new daddy.
Trivia
- The video was featured on FUSE's music video countdowns.
- The lyric is "light up a fatty", not "light up a fag".
