Get a New Daddy
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Lyrics
Hey there, kids I see you're Feeling blue. Parents push you round And tell you What to do. Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed Instead of watch TV You have to do homework instead. And I know it makes you angry And you're full of rage, Well, let me tell you a secret I wish I knew at your age. Next time you're angry, and you wanna fight back, Just tell your teacher Daddy likes to play with your sack.
And you can get a new daddy Get a new daddy Police will take the old one away in a caddy You can get a new daddy Get a new daddy Stay up real late, Kick back and light up a fatty You can Get a new daddy Get a new daddy In a couple of months, You'll probably get a new daddy.
Now for a little while, You're new daddy's cool. Buys you things and tries real hard to Bond with you. Let's you eat candy and play video games But your friends at school all think that he's kinda lame Now you can't have your buddies Making fun of your dad And all in all, this one is really not so bad. But you think you might like to try once more, Take naked polorids of yourself and leave them in his sock drawer.
And you can get a new daddy Get a new daddy Stay up real late, Kick back and light up a fatty You can get a new daddy Get a new daddy Police will take the old one away in a caddy You can Get a new daddy Get a new daddy In a couple of months, You'll probably get a new daddy.
Now your mom's wondering what's wrong with her And why she keeps attracting men that are dirty pervs she has a breakdown and cries and cries and after a while, she's institutionalized
and you can get a new mommy get a new mommy new brother, new sister, new house, a new mommy and you can get a new mommy get a new mommy new brother, new sister, new house, a new mommy Get a new mommy get a new daddy Stay up real late kick back and light up a fatty get a new daddy Police will take the old one away in a caddy get a new daddy get a new mommy new brother, new sister a new house, a new mommy Get a new mommy Get a new daddy Stay up real late kick back and light up a fatty Get a new daddy Police will take the old one away in a caddy Get a new daddy in a cople of months, you'll probably get a new daddy. Get a new daddy Get a new daddy In a couple of months, You'll probably get a new daddy.
Trivia
Track 5 on the Whitest Kids U'Know CD
The cops are Darren and Zach.
The doctors are Timmy and Sam.
