User:Admin/Sandbox

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[edit] Article deletion

Template:Tl This tool is used as the first step to decide whether to huff individual newly-created article stubs on sight:

heads
deface
tails
delete
edge
nominate on VFH
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[edit] Editing and page protection

Template:Tl If an article survived the previous step, decide here how to deface it beyond recognition:

and:

  • Clubs - club the user into unconsciousness
  • Hearts - take 'em and break 'em *blush*
  • Spades - shovel some more rubbish in there
  • Diamonds - sell 'em out to the highest bidder
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[edit] Random bannination

Template:Tl This tool is used to decide the fate of individual editors on Uncyclopedia after randomly trashing their fine contributions:

  1. - ban user for life and revert all posts
  2. - arbitrarily ban user for life
  3. - ban user for some random duration and go back to sleep
  4. - replace user's posts with Template:Random Swearing swearwords
  5. - seek out and and revert all of user's edits
  6. - ignore user completely and maybe they'll go away
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[edit] Featured article

Template:Tl This tool is used if any text is left intact, to decide whether to nominate what's left of the article for VFH or VFP:

File:Slots-cherry.gifFile:Slots-cherry.gifFile:Slots-cherry.gif Nominate for VFH
File:Slots-pineapple.gifFile:Slots-pineapple.gifFile:Slots-pineapple.gif Nominate for VFP
File:Slots-bar2.gif or File:Slots-bar3.gif Just kidding, go ahead and ban user forever!
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[edit] Misc cabal actions

Template:Tl Instructions for interpretation are on Admin Secret Form E-317a, pages 17-338.

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A non-admin user is always represented as a white pawn. Admin pieces are black.
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If surrounded by pawns, user has been PWNED.
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If surrounded by rooks, user must go to jail. Go directly to jail.
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If surrounded by knights, user has been SLAIN and fed to dragons.
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If surrounded by bishops reciting last rites, user is to be blown back to Gosh.
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If user is surrounded by queens, s/he is to be handed over to the fashion police.
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If user is surrounded by burger kings, would you like fries with that?
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[edit] If all else fails

Ban the user for vandalising a protected page. Seeming as though you have (almost) absolute power, no-one will ask how the user managed to do this in the first place.

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