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[edit] COLONEL VON CUnTINSsON ComMaNDed the MeGABaTTLE ARmY NuMBer TwLeVE In tE SUpER ULTRa War Of GaLCatIC SEcUrITy CoMMmAdERS. HE WAs WELL KNowN FOr HAvINg a fUCkNIG MOUsTaHCe ANdNUsINg A LAsER SwOrd, EVen THOugh HE DIdn't NEed EitHER OF THEse ThiNGS. AAAARGGGHHH!!! AnYWay,In THe SupERBatTLe Of LaKe InsAnIUM, ColOneL VOn CuntInsOON CoMMAndED THe Mega WAr BunCH OF WhATEVer. THey Were ALl TuRnEd TINO tOiLEt PaPEr By the TOiLet PaPEr MAKING RobOTs of the ROBOSWARM!!!!! AAAARGGGH Isn't THa tFUcKING SCaRY?!/!?!