Aliens

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On Tuesday, May 09, 2006, the following message was received:

"Greetings travellers, I am the representative of the glorious civilisation of the Yureshans, enthusiastic meths drinkers and one of most technologically advanced species in the galaxy.

For centuries now our people have been happy and content (and significantly spannered) thanks to the magical properties of certain ancient 'orbs' - the orbs of the holy methanol. In the recent past, (stardate v0.49.7), a collective of violent and greedy aliens has threatened our entire existence and concept of reality, by stealing our holy orbs and then running away with them and hiding. We not know why they do this.

Please help us by retrieving our glorious orbs - lest we sober up and have to face the Galaxy's Worst Hangover. (The GWH)

If you can deliver us one full set of our four holy orbs, we will exchange them for the galaxy's most advanced and sought-after ship - the "Galaxy Cruiser" - a ship that only we posess. Anyone capable of delivering the orbs will also be rewarded with 10 Galactic Prestige...

Finding us should not be difficult if you have any wit; as for recovering our orbs - well on that we can help you none. But one word of warning - if you should locate any of our orbs, tell no-one where they are : If the aliens realise their location has been compromised they will move and hide elsewhere.

Good luck! Our sobriety depends on you!"

Since then, many people have been scouting the galaxy looking for aliens and orbs, and some have succeeded in getting this greatest ship.

Rumor has it that they show up on the system map as a little yellow dot.

Warning!: You may lose your ship when dealing with the aliens it is suggested that you keep plenty of cash on hand in case this should happen to you.