Veil

From Thikipedia

Veil is the name given to the meat produced from a very young cow, also known as a 'carve'.

There are three types of Veil:

1) 'Dead Baby' veil, from carves that are only a few days old (see fresh).

2) 'Guantanamo-fed' veil, from carves that are raised in prison camps on a liquid diet.

3) 'Hippie-fed' veil, from carves that are raised on hay, mud, or other organic foods.

The commonly-used word 'veil', meaning a layer of thin material covering the face, is derived from the use of 'Dead Baby' Veil as a disguise during the 15th & 16th centuries by the Ninjas of Islam, a radical militia formed under the reign of Suleiman Khan. These fearless fighters bore the brunt of the Last Crusade, defending their homeland from the invading Nazi war machine and the notorious Grave-robber, Indiana Jones. The Veil is still worn by ninjas today in memory of this dark period in their history.