Wikihood 2/eps/XIV

From The Wikihood

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Noxigar's at it again. This time everyone's a victim. Done almost entirely by Noxigar.

[edit] Transcript

{Cut to Noxigar on Eleanor's computer from Wikihood}

NOXIGAR: {singing in an alto voice} Da doot doo, da doot doo!

{Noxigar types, "Noxigaremail.exe"}

WASSUP! 
YOU ARE AWESOME! I LIKE IT MOST WHEN YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS!

ANDREW

{Noxigar reads the email as if the person was yelling}

NOXIGAR: Andrew, this is the best email I ever received. Let's get to work.

{Noxigar uses a Folding Chair of Thwacky +3 on ApocalypX's skull, knocking Apoc unconscious. He then straps Strong Sader to a rocket heading to the moon. Next, he uses a mind-control device on Homestar to have him making out with Etna. Fourth, Noxi kicks Strong Bad in the face nine times. Super Sam is then seen tied to a chair with Xaldin's lances continually impaling him. The Bonus Stage theme song plays in the background. Next, a dozen Protoss Carriers can be seen sending 8 interceptors each shooting at the ever-so-weak Combine. Noxigar then tapes the Cheat to Bubs. The Cheat, in retaliation, makes noises indicating his anger. Noxigar then slices all of Eleanor's articles of clothing in two using one of Axel's chakrams. Noxigar then ties Lord X to a safe which is tied to a helicopter falling down on Bubs' Concession Stand. Darlon is then smacked upside the head with use of Vexen's shield, with Vanhock being shot with a double-barreled shotgun. Noxigar returns to Eleanor's computer.}

NOXIGAR: Alrighty, Andy. I did it. I could've harmed more people, though.

{Homsardude falls through the roof}

HOMSARDUDE: You got that right!

{Noxigar gets out a turret rifle and shoots Homsardude with it}

NOXIGAR: Woohoo! Darn tootin'! Best turret rifle in Texas!

HOMSARDUDE: You forgot to say Nworb Enaj Yeslerk.

NOXIGAR: Yeslerk? It's...{Noxigar clears his throat. The text to the right of this is yelled} NWORB ENAJ YESLEK!

HOMSARDUDE: Good, now, {Homsardude takes out" Naruto: Vol. 1", while taking out a machine gun and shooting Noxigar while reading} LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ERIC: Wait. "Kelsey Jane Brown"? What the?

NOXIGAR: Nope.

ERIC: Who is Kelsey Jane Brown?

NOXIGAR: Like I'm gonna tell you. Anyways, I might as well harm you as well to follow da plot.

{Noxigar sends a huge anvil saying "Heavy Lourde" on top of Eric}

NOXIGAR: {singing} I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I work all night and I sleep all day!

ERIC: {Camera pans right to see that Eric is still there.} That didn't hurt. Mostly.

NOXIGAR: I know how to torture you!

{Pan to the left of Noxigar as Homestar and Strong Bad conversate.}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, have you seen the XBox?

HOMESTAR: It's wight hewe... in my pants...

STRONG BAD: Uh, Homestar, you don't wear pants.

HOMESTAR: Yes I do.

ERIC: {Camera pans back to Eric and Noxigar} You think?

{Pan more to the left to an angry ApocalypX.}

HOMESTAR: Eep.

{Homestar runs offscreen. ApocalypX chases after him.}

APOC: NO-ONE BUT ME MAKES OUT WITH MY FIANCEE!!!

{Cut to Noxigar. Chwoka smashes a brick over his head.}

CHWOKA: Nobody messes with MY friends and enimies.

NOXIGAR: Chwoka, you imbecile. Look at the frickin' email on Eleanor's computer. Also, I'm going to detonate this entire house in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

{The entire house explodes. The end credits play.}