Wikihood/Ep 9
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COUNT X: WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
THE 386: D'oh, what have I done? What the crap have I done?!
STRONG SADER: You've screwed reality, and us and all.
{dramatic music}
THE 386: I'VE GOT TO RETURN EVERYTHING TO NORMAL!! So who's with me?!
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THE 386: Crap. Eric's still glitched.
{3®1© esplodes (sic) into many 1's and 0's}
PIEINBUBSFACE: {Voice comes from above} Aahahaha I have gathered together a army to over throw Count X soon gliched will rule the binary univers!!! {Laughs his head off, we see if fall past the screen} Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!
COUNT X: No.
{Count X throws a lightsabre at PieinBubsFace and you hear a grunt of pain}
COUNT X: Eric, do you understand: 101100011000011 111000110001010 101011010110001 1001010010010101 000111111 0000000000000000 111111111111111 101010101010101010101010 1012. 101 3.14!
{Strong Sader explodes for no apparent reason, but when the dust clears, he's alive again.}
{everything goes back to normal}
THE 386: Now to take back what I said last episode.
ERIC: !dexif m'I !yaY
COUNT X: There was no prologue? Or are you talking about episode 8: The Shameful edit?
{The music from Demo Reel 2 plays.}
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{DELETED Buzzer is heard when Eric is suddenly in his Atari form, but his head is a zero}
ERIC: {Uninteligible Atari-synthesizer sounds}
{Strong Sader is being chased by an Atari dragon.}
STRONG SADER: {Strong Bad's voice, backwords} !em morf yawa kcud 'nikcerf siht teg ydobemoS
{everything goes back to normal, whereas they end up in Episode 1}
STRONG SADER: Too... Weird...
{The 386 notices NachoMan in a cape}
THE 386: Can I do this? {trips NachoMan, at the part where he fell}
ERIC: This looks familiar.
PAST ERIC: {Offscreen} Eww, who puked on Homsar? {Walks onscreen and notices Eric} Huh? WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! {Runs}
ERIC: {Simultaneously} WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! {Runs}
COUNT X: Great. NachoMan has a pain in his back. Thats 50 de-merit points.
THE 386: But he's okay!
PAST THE 386: Why'd you foam at the mouth? Why am I here?
{OOC: The past selves can't see us.}
COUNT X: I'd love to do this.
{Count X kicks Past Count X in the butt.}
PCX: Ow!
COUNT X: {now using CX for tag.} Ow! I deserved that.
{Pan right to see that Past Eric has kicked CX}
{OOC: ERIC: Well, mine can see me.}
PAST ERIC: {Running} Okay, so theres a clone of me. Or a time-traveller. Nah, it's just someone disguised as me. Why am I still running?
ERIC: {Also running} Great. I screwed up time and space, so calculating what I've done... I should be somewhere else in... {Looks athis watch} 1 secon-- {Disappears}
THE 386: Oh, crap. Something else is going wrong.
CX: Like your genetics?
STRONG SADER: {Turns into an elite from Halo.} Wort, wort, wort, wort! {Turns back} My life sucks.
CX: Come on. We need names for the InvisionFree forum.
STRONG SADER: How about, Awesome Homestar Fanstuff Wikihood forum of awesome?
CX: Too long.
{The screen flashes and everything is back to normal.}
STRONG SADER: Awesome Wikihood?
CX: It will include your fanstuff too. And as in your, I mean the participants of Wikihood. How about Wikihood+Your Stuff? Now stay on topic. 5 minutes and I stick with the name.
{A minute passes}
CX: Four...
{A minute passes}
CX: Three...
{A minute passes}
CX: Two...
{A minute passes}
CX: Tahi...
{A flash of light fades the screen. Fade out to see that Your Mom has entered.}
YOUR MOM: JUST CREATE THE STUPID FORUMS!
CX: Yes, mum.
THE 386: Hey!! Don't be like that to him!!
{He kicks her offscreen.}
THE 386: Sorry. She was being too mean to you, cuz I'm her father.
{Dramatic music}
STRONG SADER: That can't be, because I'm your mother!
{Dramatic music}
THE 386: Oh, come on! You're a boy!
{The fake Strong Sader rips of his disguise to reveal The 386's mother. The real Strong Sader walks on screen.}
STRONG SADER: Who is she!?!
MOTHER 386: Son!
THE 386: CX, I gots to go home. My momma's here.
{West Wyomissing Elementary School...}
THE 386 AND HIS MOM: Mrs. Koch, control your temper now!
{Dramatic music.}
STRONG SADER: Enough with the dramactic music already!
{Dramactic music. Strong Sader draws a shotgun fires. A broken Sony speaker falls from the cealing and crushes Mother 386.}
STRONG SADER: Oops.
THE 386: NOOOOO!!!! MOM!!!
{Strong Sader puts the gun to his own head.}
STRONG SADER: Well he's gonna kill me anyway.
{Blows his brains out. He's an angel again.}
{The 386 suddenly brandishes his energy sword. His mom speaks weakly.}
MOTHER 386: You've... got to... get out of here. Listen to me son... those one-eyed aliens... they'll kill all of us! Ohh... {she dies}
STRONG SADER: {Cries} It's all my fault! {Sobs}
{sad music. The 386 begins his speech.}
THE 386: There will be no TOTPD. Because of a death. Find out why. Now. If you dare. So... bye!
{ending}
