Wikihood/Ep 2
From The Wikihood
[edit] Synopsis
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[edit] Transcript
{Cut to the Field. Count X is insane and is ripping apart the screen. Pan out to see that everyone is watching.}
THE 386: Please stop! You've no idea what you're doing!
HOMESTAR: Man, you are nuts.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, sure are. I'ma hit you too!
{Strong Bad hits Homestar.}
THE VOICE: {from TV} Greeting's one and all! After the success of messing with those other cretins, I have incorporated a new plan. To take over wiki users.
COUNT X: I-
STRONG MAD: HEY TREVOR!
COUNT X: He's on the Field.
{Cut to the Field, Trevor is standing there, and a lady is staring at him lovingly. Cut back to the screen. OOC: Who is the lady? The Voice is an NPC.}
COUNT X: You're an admin... of this show, 386.
THE 386: You forgot The 386. Pieinbubsface, we need to find a way through here.
ERIC: Whatever. I know what to do while we're stuck here. {Points to RuleBreaker}
RuleBreaker: I'm not breaking any HRFWiki rules! I AM NOT!!
ERIC: Yeah, shut up. {Pummels RuleBreaker very hard}
BUBS: {Holding up sign that says: "Several Pummelings $5"} That'll be 5 dollars.
{The 386's cellphone rings}
THE 386: Yes?
{Pan over to see Count X talking on his cellphone.}
COUNT X: Yeah... pepperoni... 4... hold the mayo.
THE 386: Kay, Bubs, make this quick! We've got pepperoni pizza being ordered, four slices, no mayo! Make it quick or you're fired!
{he hangs up}
BUBS: Coming right up!
{10 minutes later...}
BUBS: Heres the pizza! {Hands pizza to The 386}
THE CODE: {Falls on pizza from a very high height} Aw, nuts. I better get... going... place... PEOOOW!! {Runs away very quick}
THE 386: More like, prreeow! {OOC: this line was taken from one of the sbemails} Is the pizza intact?
BUBS: Yes, it is!
{all of a sudden, the lady metioned before walks up to Trevor}
{almost now, it cuts back to The 386, NachoMan and Count X, just standing there}
NACHOMAN: What's so great about Trevor? He's a floating brain in the future. He's ugly. Why aren't the ladies flocking to me?
{The 386's phone rings}
THE 386: Hello?
{Pieinbubsface jumps in with a sword and cape and is about to gut Bubs when he decides it is inappropiat}
PIEINBUBSFACE: {Quoteing Stux} Wazzup?
{Simaltainiously hits Eric with sword.}
{instantly The 386 hangs up and brandishes his energy sword}
THE 386: You can't kill Eric, nor can you cheat death!
ERIC: {Unfreezes} Hey, I'm back. {Pause} OW! {Falls on the floor, bleeding}
PIEINBUBSFACE: Wait, how did I hurt Erik? I onlt hit him.
ERIC: {Enters onscreen, dead body still on the floor, like in some Bonus Stage episodes} MY NAME IS ERIC! NOT ERIK! D1333!!!! {Cut so a super action-ish scene where Eric throws a paper at Pieinbubsface's neck. His neck eventually bleeds.}
PIEINBUBSFACE: {cut back to normal} sorry, a unamed user on fanstuff has a name spelled Erik so I know that guy better and how can you even tell how stuff is spelled? (I mean you can't spellcheck spoken words.)
ERIC: Yeah but yous neck still bledding.
{Ghostbusters theme song starts to play}
ERIC: {Answering to phone} Hullo?
BUBSTY: {On phone} 'Sup I'm back! And in other news, I'm the "unamed user on fanstuff". I think. I mean, my name is Erik.
{Suddenly gets a heart attack}
BUBSTY: D'oh!
{Dies and hangs up}
HOMESTAR: I wike marshmellows!
{Bubsty comes in from the left of the screen, with a giant hole in his chest and blood pouring out}
BUBSTY: Look man, if you don't have anything original to say, don't say anything at all. Also I'm the real Joel. I mean, I didn't die.
{Strong Sad enters from the left}
STRONG SAD: You're the coolest guy ever Bubsty!
BUBSTY: You know I hate you right?
{Aussie Evil rezzes in}
AUSSIE: Well, it seems that this world has boundaries. {the screen pans over to reveal Techno.} Oh, Techno how long have you been standing there?
TECHNO: I don't know, about the whole time.
{Aussie's Cellphone plays "Oh Yeah" by Yello}
AUSSIE: Hang on.
THE 386: Can't you explain this?
BUBSTY: Yes. Long story: Chapter 1. Scene 1. Cut to a big house. Lightning crackles. A man with a black cloak walks in.
STRONG SAD: Shut up!
BUBSTY: Ok. Short story: Your mom.
{The 386 suddenly punches Strong Sad in his stomach}
THE 386: More like, you shut up!
COUNT X: CYOBRG! CYBORG! NOT MAN! OR ROBOT! CYBORG/SKELETON!
THE 386: He's actually real, for the last freakin' time!
ERIC: We better get going in my car.
DAVE DUDE: You don't have a car.
ERIC: Yes I do! I bought it. And you can drive it. It's very expensive.
{Cut to somewhere else with a box}
DAVE DUDE: It's a cardboard box.
ERIC: Duuh! It's a transformer!
DAVE DUDE: CRAP! STOP BONUS STAGE REFERENCES!
THE 386: AAUGH! STOP ALL OF THAT! PLEASE! {chokes} Okay, I'll stop yelling!
{Aussie rises out of the ground}
AUSSIE: They cancelled my magazine subscriptions.
THE 386: They have no idea what they are doing! That is crappy.
FUTURE DAVE DUDE: AAAAH!! STOP MAKING THIS... Thing? Whatever. {Kills present day Dave Dude and disappears}
ERIC: Ooooookaaayy.... So?
{cut to The 386 in a new room, with one of the Yoshis in there. he's reasoning with the Yoshi}
THE 386: You swindler! I demand that you give him a new car, not all this low-tech! That's not improved! That's... err... de-proved. {OOC: Yoshi is an NPC}
{Cut to other room, Eric is standing on a chair with a rope around his neck}
{old Bonus Stage intro cues, with the main characters replacing the Bonus Stage ones}
TECHNO: {jumps up and kicks the Yoshi} Ahhh! That's me! Die Compy-man! Wait, what am I talking about? {pan out to see the rest of his room, empty}
ERIC: {Enters onscreen, has a helmet} I'm Keen, Eyebrow Raiser.
THE 386: Oh, no, he's gonna cry!
{the Yoshi does start crying}
ERIC/KEEN: You owe me 2 bucks.
THE 386: Aww, crap!
ERIC: So, are we really destinated to die in episode 87? Why not 88? It sound more... like.. 88. {OOC: I heard that some rich fan guy is going to pay matt to continue making BS, at least until episode 100.}
THE 386: So, we're parodying Bonus Stage? It isn't a good idea.
ERIC: {Joel flashes for a second replacing Eric} Oh, sorry.
THE 386: GET OVER HERE! {he sends his grabbo arm off screen. OOC: the "get over here" is from "Mortal Kombat".}
ERIC: {Very bored voice tone} The pipes are broken. {Throws a dime on a zombie that falls on the floor}
ZOMBIE: Uhnhghh... Dead.
THE VOICE: The 386 {mortal kombat voice} wins... fatality.
PIEINBUBSFACE: {Mixes some chemicals, there is a boom.} Aa ha ha ha, now all bouns stage references will randomly be replaced by 20X6 guys.
THE 386: {offscreen} GET OVER HERE!
20X6 JOEL: {Stinkoman's voice} I bought a car!
THE 386: That's a box!
{a fight of mortal kombat starts}
MORTAL KOMBAT: Round 1... FIGHT!
{The 386 brandishes his energy sword, and makes the first move, dealing a ton of damage}
MORTAL KOMBAT: Finish him!
{dramatic music}
THE 386: YEEEAAAHH!
{he hits Joel}
MORTAL KOMBAT: The 386 wins... fatality. Again?
ERIC: Whatever. {Throws a coin at nowhere} Aw, nuts. I'm out of coins.
THE 386: Now to find Pieinbubsface.
ERIC: I want to do something more... Unboreable-ish. Like prank calls. Or being on TV.
{Pan to the left to show Joel And Phil}
JOEL/PHIL: {Simultaneously} We're going be on TV! We're going be on TV! {OOC: Watch episode 77}
THE 386: {interrupting} COME HERE!
{he pulls Phil toward him}
JOEL: It's now time for... {Gets pixelated} JOEL'S ADVENTURE 2!
PHIL: {Offscreen} Shut up! I already said that your game is total crap!
JOEL: {Still pixelated} Not as crap as Phil's Journey.
THE 386: COME HERE! {he pulls Joel offscreen}
{Aussie puts on a Starfleet combadge and beams away}
COUNT X: {notices someone with gun} That is... MY BOOMSTICK!!!
{The screen rips in two. All dialogue is heard.}
THE VOICE: Brilliant. You wreaked the screen. Then you have ruined the series.
COUNT X: More like... your m- dad.
THE VOICE: My father, has nothing to do with anything.
{A zapping noise is heard and the screen.}
COUNT X: Man, you really do need special plugging-in... erm, ness.
{Creepy etheral music plays as a large shadow creeps across what's left of the screen}'
EVIL: {in 1-Up's voice} Yes it is I, Ev… Oh, crap I hate the {starts going back to Evil's voice} no Bonus Stage, oh wait, that's better. Now, yes, it is I Evil coming to devour you soul and take over the plot!
{Suddenly Evil turns into Stinkoman}
EVIL: {in Stinkomans voice} Pu puttp Are you asking for a challange?
{END.}
