Malapropisms

From Tarisms

Note to editors: the subsituting word must be a real word.

A malapropism is the incorrect use of a word by substituting a similar-sounding word with different meaning, usually with comic effect.

[edit] Examples

• Volsemort and da Death Dealers (eaters)! - Ch. 15
• VIOWER EXCRETION (discretion) ADVISD. - Ch. 14
• Loopin was masticating (masturbating) to it! - Ch. 11
• I had lost my virility (virginity) to Draco. - Ch. 8