Teh joos

From Speakeasy

"Fucking Jews...the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world..." - Mel Gibson

"...the Jews: Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men..." - 1 Thessalonians 2:14-15

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A small, obscure Middle Eastern tribe scattered around the world, Jews are often a topic of discussion on Speakeasy. Jews are also known as clip dicks, heebs, lampshades, kikes, German oven mitts, bagel bangers, beanies, Christ killers, soap, hymies, hooknoses, jewbags, jewbacca, yids, and zhids.

Religion or ethnicity?

Jews are a religion when they feel like it and an ethnicity when they feel like it. It all depends on the situation and what suits them best. Most of the time they are an ethnicity, evidence of this is the fact that people often describe themselves as "half Jewish," whereas nobody says they are "half Lutheran."

Jew facts

  • Jews did 9/11
  • Jews control the media
  • Jews control the world
  • Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world (see Mel Gibson quote above)
  • Jews wear little bags of Jew gold around their necks
  • Jews sacrifice gentile children and bake their blood in Purim cakes
  • Jews wear silly little drink coasters on their heads and it makes me giggle *tee hee!*
  • Jews are able to cause the penises of Sudanese men to melt using Penis-melting Zionist cyborg combs.

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