Dr. Brandt

From Speakeasy

Dr. Brandt, aka Wehrmacht, is a middle aged homosexual nazi residing in Germany. He has a profound hatred of Poles, Americans, and Jews.

He is currently the Führer of the Turd Reich Mutual Masturbation Society.

Dr. Brandt is fond of elatedly cheering on the deaths of Americans, yet is unwilling to shoulder a weapon to further that end. Nine out of ten experts agree that Dr. Brandt is a Coward.