Retarduction
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| SKFF Chapter #1 |
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Hagurumon, obsessed with his favorite Flash series, puts himself and his friends inside Bonus Stage,. Meanwhile, Smithy finds his way to Jeopardy!
Cast (in order of appearance): Hagurumon, Jessica, Smithy, Cassidy, Craig
Places: Nick's Real-World Room, Charismaville
Date:
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{Open to Hagurumon in front of his computer.}
HAGURUMON: My invention's finally complete! All I need to do is press this "enter" key, and the adventure starts.
{Hagurumon presses the "enter" key. The screen flashes white, and Hagurumon vanishes into the computer monitor. He then reappears in Charismaville next to Jessica.}
HAGURUMON: Holy crap! You're here!
JESSICA: Yes, I am. And you are... also here.
HAGURUMON: Yeah, but I mean... you left... and now you're back!
{Smithy appears.}
HAGURUMON: Cool, my invention worked again!
SMITHY: What the heck?!
HAGURUMON: Um, we're in Bonus Stage now. Also, tacos are bad for you.
SMITHY: I uh, never really liked tacos.
CASSIDY: Hey! We're back in Charismaville! It's good to be back.
HAGURUMON: Your mom is back.
JESSICA: Oh, snap!
HAGURUMON: Let's go out.
JESSICA: Okay.
SMITHY: Hahahaha, Hagurumon dumped Jessica one time and now they're back together.
{Craig pops up out of nowhere.}
CRAIG: I'm... in this episode... for some reason...
HAGURUMON: Hey, Craig.
CRAIG: Hey. I'm gonna... do... stuff... now. Bye. {leaves}
CASSIDY: Okay, I just lost my train of thought.
SMITHY: Yeah, well, I lost my... brain.
HAGURUMON: And... I lost my pants.
{Smithy leaves and crosses the middle of the street and a truck crashes into a fire hydrant and it blows up on Hagurumon}
CASSIDY: Hahaha, wet.
{cut to Jeopardy with Ken Jennings in first with $10,000 and Smithy in second with $6700 and some girl in last with -$5000}
ALEX TREBEK: Ok, Smithy your pick since you got the last question right.
SMITHY: Ok, I'll take SKFF Characters for 2,000 please.
ALEX TREBEK: Ok, which character's name starts with an S and ends with an Y?
{Smithy buzzes in}
ALEX TREBEK: Smithy?
SMITHY: Uh, I dunno Alex, let's think about this, Smithy?
ALEX TREBEK: That's right, now you have $8700. We'll be back after a commercial.
SMITHY: Boo Commercials!
{after the commercials, it cuts back to Final Jeopardy}
ALEX TREBEK: We're back with Final Jeopardy, the final question is: Who is the creator of SKFF?
{The music plays, and and everybody writes down answers. Smithy sticks his tongue out at the camera.
ALEX TREBEK: Girl in last place, what's your answer.
{It reveals "Your mom"}
ALEX TREBEK: Uhh, I think I'll just call the cops on you. Smithy, how about you?
{It reveals "Hagurumon.}
ALEX TREBEK: That's right. You wagered it all.Your left with $17,400. Ken, you put Hagurumon aswell. Your right as well, and you wagered, $7,401. You beat Smithy by $1.
SMITHY: How did you know that?
KEN JENNINGS: I'm a big fan of SKFF.
SMITHY: Wow.
KEN JENNINGS: I memorized every old episode!
SMITHY: Intresting. {walks away}
{cut to Hagurumon, Smithy, Cassidy and Jessica.}
CASSIDY: Did you win?
SMITHY: No, he beat me by a dollar
HAGURUMON: Who ever knew he loved SKFF?
{Craig pops up again}
CRAIG: I...did...
CASSIDY: You did?
CRAIG: No
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