Battle!/H44WP vs. Patrick

From Sandbox Battle

[edit] Users

• Patrick - El Gigante
• H44WP - None

[edit] Deaths

Ultra Luigi - Exploded when pushed down by Giant Gonzalez.

Great Gonzalez - Sat on by Burp butt

Burp Butt - Exploded.

Metallica - Butt pat'd by Coach Z

Coach Z - 3 on 1 Assault'd

Sandman - Butt pat'd

Coach Zs 1-4 - Killed by Darth Vader.

Han Solo, Darth Vader - Both sliced into mushroom

Pile of bears, mushroom - Kicked by El Gigante.

[edit] The Game

H44WP hires ULTRA LUIGI. He holds H44WP in his hands for protection.

PATRICK hires wrestler GIANT GONZALEZ.

GONZALEZ pushes ULTRA LUIGI down. ULTRA LUIGI explodes and dies.

H44WP hires BURP BUTT who sits on GREAT GONZALEZ. He explodes.

GIANT GONZALEZ: Is calling me "Great Gonzalez" saving us from copyright issues? {dies}

PATRICK hires the band METALLICA.

METALLICA sings "Enter Sandman" so loud that BURP BUTT explodes.

H44WP hires COACH Z. COACH Z butt pats METALLICA until they explode.

PATRICK hires HAN SOLO, DARTH VADER, ECW extremists SANDMAN and CM PUNK.

CM PUNK uses Shooting Star Press on COACH Z.

SANDMAN uses Shinai Strike on COACH Z.

HAN SOLO uses Blaster Shoot on COACH Z. COACH Z is now dead.

H44WP hires THE FOUR COACH ZS. They go on a butt patting frenzy and butt pat SANDMAN to death.

CM PUNK: When are there 4 of them?!? I quit!

PATRICK: You can't quit, you're fired! D'OH!

CM PUNK: Okay then!

CM PUNK quits.

DARTH VADER uses Saber Slash on the 4 COACH Zs. They dead.

H44WP hires a pile of bears. They shread Darth Tater and Han Soolos into a mushroom. The mushroom joins our side! (I was lazy about the capitals)

PATRICK hires wrestler EL GIGANTE.

EL GIGANTE uses Kick on the mushroom and the pile of bears. They dead for some reason.

EL GIGANTE kicks H44WP.