StareAtBackPackMan

From Reddit Choose Your Own Adventure

You stare at the backpack man blankly, and you wait for a brilliant plan to pop into your head. All of a sudden, you hear a gut-churning scream coming from the direction of the building you had been inside before. The man's frowning face turns to horror as he registers what he had just heard. "You aren't one of them, are you?" He said, pulling over the hood of his raincoat as the heavens began pouring over the forest. "Tell me you are not. I'll give you everything, but don't tell the others. Just don't turn me into anything unnatural..." You continue to stare at the frightened man blankly, and decide that your options are to:

[Pretend you are something scary], just to see what happens.

[Stare at the man blankly], until he comes to his own conclusion.