Teh Unholy Trio
From Realspira
Teh Unholy Trio is the name of the friendship formed between Yuna, Rikku, and Auron during their stay in Shanghai, China.
History
Yuna was incredibly bored in Chinese class and annoyed with their teacher (along with the rest of the class) when she drew a stick figure comic of herself along with Rikku and Auron. She randomly dubbed the three of them 'Teh Unholy Trio' and the name stuck. The comics were showed to Peimin Ni, who laughed. A lot.
Teh Unholy Trio had many misadventures. The most famous of these misadventures was when they turned the wrong way out of the entrance to East China Normal University and ended up travelling through the 'ghetto' of Shanghai to try and find the subway to get to People's Square. After climbing as Auron put it, "through shit, over shit, and literally under shit", the three of them managed to find the road and walked alongside it to an intersection, incredibly lost. Yuna spotted a small Chinese boy staring at her. The boy matched pace with her as they crossed the intersection, then took off at a sharp run. At this, Auron shouted, "Yuna! Follow that boy! He knows the way!" Listening to Auron, Yuna took off at top speed after the child through construction, Auron and Rikku behind her, Rikku shouting hysterically for Yuna to stop. Yuna didn't hear Rikku and kept running. The boy, frightened, shouted "Qingcha! Qingcha!" Yuna thought this meant 'subway', but in reality it really meant 'police'. Finally Yuna lost the boy in a crowd and Rikku caught up to Yuna, shaking her and demanding to know why they had chased that boy. When Yuna explained that she had merely done what Auron told her to, Auron said, "When children are lost and scared, they run for home. I figured if we followed him, he would lead us back to civilization." Teh Unholy Trio then went to get Chinese Pizza Hut and ended up sitting outside on the lawn eating it. When they looked around, they realized that had gone in a complete circle. Yuna fell over laughing, and many Chinese people stopped, stared, and also laughed at the foreignor rolling on the ground. And yes, they did find the subway later.
There was also an incident concerning a very badly smelling fish on the train back from Beijing to Shanghai, but that is better left unsaid, as it is kind of gross.
Currently
Yuna and Rikku will graduate a year ahead of Auron, but will most probably remain friends unless something awful happens to any of them, like an untimely death in Shanghai traffic.
