Callitavesper

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James Bond
Character Journal:	callitavesper.livejournal.com
Race:	Human
Home Planet:	Earth
Home Era:	1952 - present
Affiliated with:	Sarah Jane Smith, The Fourth Doctor
Writer:	Frankie

Canon

I wish it were as simple as that.

Character

James Bond is either immortal or a Time Lord. What is certain is that he is not human, though Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig (and this character's mun) mistakenly believe so.

Sean Connery

He's very hairy.

George Lazenby

He killed Emma Peel. :(

Roger Moore

He did it for the lulz.

Timothy Dalton

Iz srs bidness. Not to be mistaken for Simon Skinner.

Pierce Brosnan

So hot the mun wants to slap his mama.

Daniel Craig

Cranky, irritable, and possibly in need of Midol. Tends to be the default James Bond played/written by this mun due to having watched his canon more than most Bonds and being by far more respectable to the general consensus of Bond fans than the mun's imaginary boyfriend, Timothy Dalton.

RP History

Milliways Bar

Married to Sarah Jane Smith with a child on the way. Currently in a spot of bother, with James living in a hotel and Sarah Jane living back at home.

Send tissues and chocolate.

Mixed Muses

Bond #4 (Timothy Dalton) and Sarah Jane Smith

They done had sex. Several times. And then, they went on a date.

Bond #4 and Doctor #4

Currently on a Most Excellent Adventure in time and space.