Tits

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Two tits at rest. A pair of tits is known as a rack.

Tits (more commnly known as GTFO) are round creatures that regurgitate food through any lengthened protrusion and are known, on occasion, to fly around. Template:Fact

Characteristics

Tits are found naturally in the wild in many different colors and sizes. They are most commonly found in pairs, and very rarely seen without their partners. Tits are known to present themselves prominently in nature, as when they are seen, it is very difficult not to stare at them. Tits are usually female although there are a few male tits in the wild. Male tits are not as pleasant looking as female tits, and male tits are usually frowned upon by society, mainly because they are hairy and smell like stale cheese. Tits are also know as a tasty snack in many nations. Though some individuals find the idea of snacking on tits disgusting, the majority of people who try them agree "Tits are tasty!" The preparation of tits is quite simple, and most people like to just lick them raw. The most common preparations involve simply hefting the tits for weight, then jiggling them a bit to test and savor the consistency. Then just bury your face in them and go to town. You should never smash the tits; Doing this will almost certainly ruin an otherwise perfect meal. Tits can also be eaten with many toppings. As a matter of fact tits can be topped with almost anything, though sweet condiments such as whipped cream or chocolate are usually found to be preferable, but tits have been known to be covered in shit or semen. Tits are best eaten fresh, for over time they will tend to lose their supple nature and become less appetizing. It is often difficult to appraise the freshness of tits at a first glance, as they are typically well covered in order to preserve their freshness and make them appear even more appealing. The best way to assess the exact freshness of any tits you may wish to consume is to ask the individual who is carrying them, "Pardon me, may I thoroughly inspect your tits?" Also acceptable is "That is a fine rack you have there. I would LOVE to lick those tits for hours." At which time it is common for the owner of the tits to all but beg you to free them from their coverings and inspect them more closely. If the tits do not then live up to your expectations you can then say something like "Wow, I am sorry but these tits are really a disappointment, I don't think I want them anymore." Then simply walk away.

Mon Chi Chis

I have always been attracted to breasts, boobs, boobage, bristols, jugs, hooters, knockers, melons, cantaloupes, coconuts, boulders, puppies, tatas, pairs, hand warmers, bosoms, yahoos, woohoos, milk supplies, Dolly Partons, grapefruits, hummers, woofers, tweeters, twins, norks, headlights, fun cushions, love muffins, armpit midgets, donuts, chesticles, chest pillows, droppers, chubbies, chi-chi, blouse bunnies, sweater puppets, champagne glasses, beer goggles, berthas, big berthas, big McDuffs, bee bites, bubbies, dumplings, droppers, fun bags, globes, racks, torpedoes, areolae, balloons, bazookas, bazungas, bowling balls, and hangers. (Please feel free to add any synonyms for tits that I have not mentioned.)

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