Placebo2009/Biting Pear of Salamanca
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The Biting Pear of Salamanca, created by Ursula Vernon, is a ferocious monster that haunts Haxxor the Leet's nightmares. In "LOL WUTever, or, Pear Eats You" Haxxor sets out to confront the Pear and gets himself in trouble until Jason the Mighty joins the fight.
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LOL WUT
The only thing the Pear seems to be able to say is "LOL WUT" (pronounced "loll whut"). No other character seems to know what this means, or pays any attention to it for that matter. The only other phrase uttered by the Pear is "Shoop da Whoop!" when it fires its lazer.
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Shoop Whoop
The Pear can charge a lazer and fire it by shouting "Shoop da Whoop!". When it does so, the Pear temporarily becomes black and its lips become red. The Shoop Whoop is blocked by a Magnetic Frog.
Eye Beams
The Pear can shoot lazers from its eyes.
Force Field
The Pear can generate a force field, which it uses to protect itself from powerful attacks such as Jason's lightning gun. This field is penetrable by a Magnetic Frog.
