From Place
PLACEBO 2009
Advertisement One Script
[Scene: Space. Haxxor The Leet's mothership hovers in the center. The text "Space" appears in the bottom.]
[Narrator: Space.]
[Zoom into Haxxor's ship to reveal Haxxor in command chair.]
HAXXOR: Ahahaha, today is a perfect day for some Leet Hax!
[Haxxor's computer beeps. Haxxor presses a button on his console and the face of Marketing Man appears on the screen]
MARKETING MAN: Greetings, sir!
HAXXOR: Hi!
MARKETING MAN: Would you be interested in a most excellent deal?
HAXXOR: What?
MARKETING MAN: There's a new Internet cartoon premiering next month. It's going to be epic!
HAXXOR: Cartoons suck. I prefer anime.
MARKETING MAN: PLACEBO 2009 is gonna be the most epic thing of 2008!
HAXXOR: ... That doesn't make any sense.
MARKETING MAN: So c'mon! Everyone else'll be there!
HAXXOR: Not interested.
MARKETING MAN: How can you not be?
HAXXOR: ... Not interested.
MARKETING MAN: Well, at least consider-
HAXXOR: Consider this, asshole.
[Haxxor presses a button on his console. A laser comes out of Haxxor's ship and barrels into Marketing Man's ship, exploding it.]
[PLACEBO 2009 logo appears above Haxxor's ship, with the premiere date of the first episode below.]
[Narrator: PLACEBO 2009 begins on (date). Don't miss it.]
HAXXOR: Not you too!
