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PLACEBO 2009 Advertisement One Script [Scene: Space. Haxxor The Leet's mothership hovers in the center. The text "Space" appears in the bottom.] [Narrator: Space.] [Zoom into Haxxor's ship to reveal Haxxor in command chair.] HAXXOR: Ahahaha, today is a perfect day for some Leet Hax! [Haxxor's computer beeps. Haxxor presses a button on his console and the face of Marketing Man appears on the screen] MARKETING MAN: Greetings, sir! HAXXOR: Hi! MARKETING MAN: Would you be interested in a most excellent deal? HAXXOR: What? MARKETING MAN: There's a new Internet cartoon premiering next month. It's going to be epic! HAXXOR: Cartoons suck. I prefer anime. MARKETING MAN: PLACEBO 2009 is gonna be the most epic thing of 2008! HAXXOR: ... That doesn't make any sense. MARKETING MAN: So c'mon! Everyone else'll be there! HAXXOR: Not interested. MARKETING MAN: How can you not be? HAXXOR: ... Not interested. MARKETING MAN: Well, at least consider- HAXXOR: Consider this, asshole. [Haxxor presses a button on his console. A laser comes out of Haxxor's ship and barrels into Marketing Man's ship, exploding it.] [PLACEBO 2009 logo appears above Haxxor's ship, with the premiere date of the first episode below.] [Narrator: PLACEBO 2009 begins on (date). Don't miss it.] HAXXOR: Not you too!