Zebby Awards

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The Zebby Awards is an annual awards ceremony hosted by Zebediah Zane and usually held at Chatham Grammar School for Gays, Lesbians Bisexuals and Transgenders. The awards are awarded to homeless people who have raised the most money since the last ceremony.

Scandals

• Last year's winner, Christian "Melvyn" Hometree, made a speech at the Awards:

"Actually, I'm not homeless. I've been conning you all for a year for a Garald S Kirk documentary. Muhahahahahahaha!" - Christian Hometree, Zebby Award winner 2005

• At the 2000 ceremony, actor Sam Weston stole and swallowed one of the Awards.