Two Stops To Pleasure

From Pirate Bitch

This song by The Count And His Men on their debut EP Mole Mole Mole (How'd You Like It?) was a collaboration with Ian Pay, who later said he was "Displeased with the lyrics later added, but still wearing the hat".

Ian takes over lead guitar in this song, and inside sources state the raunchy feel to it was produced by Ian "playing it with his, well, jaggy snake".

Lyrics

Choo choo choo

Choo choo choo

Come with me

To the Ian Pay express

In the toilets

He's gonna make an awful mess

Two stops to pleasure

And one stop to go!

Come on babe

He'll make you flow

Come and see

None of it's lies

Watch him chug

If he can get it to rise

Two stops to pleasure

And one stop to go!

Come on babe

He'll take you low

Come don't flee

You wanna get paid

His trousers are down

He's gonna get laid

Two stops to pleasure

And one stop to go!

Come on babe

He'll suck your toe

Choo choo choo

Choo choo choo