Full to Starboard, and Give Me Some Port!

From Pirate Bitch

This piratey tirade of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is described as "Sexy!" by Band Manager and Private Gynacoligist Garald S Kirk. "That is," he added, "If you count Calpol as a drug, boy were they high on it!" Reports that the band also took Tixylix remain unfounded.

The song is a cover of Depeche Mode's Enjoy the Silence with new, improved, piratey lyrics. "To be honest," said Garald, "It wasn't a very piratey song. That is where the Bonjela comes into it!" He concluded the interview with a courtsey and a flash of his knickerbockers.

"Jdhfkencdkrejgbk, vbjskf!" Chloétta Fourtrees said, smiling, on the matter.

Lyrics

Acts of violence

Break the silence

Come smashing in

Into my little ship

Painful to me

Pierce right through me

Cant you stand up straight

Oh my little wench

All I ever wanted

All I ever needed

Is here in my arms

Gold is so very unnecessary

It can only do harm

Vows are spoken

To be broken

Feelings so intense

Swords are trivial

Pistols remain

So does the pain

Cannons are meaningless

And lamentable

All I ever wanted

All I ever needed

Is here in my arms

Jewels are very unnecessary

They can only do harm

Enjoy the rum