Bang Bang Duck Society

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The Bang Bang Duck Society was a group of people who ran around blowing up ducks with sticks of dynamite. It is believed to be a protest against Prime Minister Rob Paterson's Anti-Duck Relations Law, a protest that got out of hand and spewed a whole group of people who discovered the joys of exploding ducks.

The Anti Duck Relations Law was passed by Prime Minister Rob Paterson after McDonald's patron Nathan Page was caught in a compromising position with a feathered friend.

The law declared it illegal to have sexual relations with a duck.

The process of Hanging, Drawing, and Quartering was returned as a punishment to anyone caught harassing a duck. The punishment was later altered to "spending a period of five minutes locked in a room with Christian "Melvyn" Hometree".

Surviving ex-members of this society include Count Nicholaus Watson, Benito Fondler and Benalingo Fortress. They were revealed in the 2005 Garald S Kirk documentary-drama, which recreated key events and uncovered the disgraced members. Jamie Tuffield starred as a duck called Percival.